{"product_id":"creepy-alter-ego-wearable-mask","title":"The Face That Follows You Home — Creepy Alter Ego Mask","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome things can't be unseen. This is one of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWe found this in a corner of a novelty supplier's catalogue that clearly had no idea what it was sitting on. It's technically a wearable PVC mask — you pull it over your head, and suddenly you're no longer yourself. You're the grinning stranger in a hoodie. The one people cross the street to avoid. The one that makes your friends genuinely question your sanity at 2am.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThere are four personalities to choose from:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDo Me the Honor\u003c\/strong\u003e — an unsettling old man clutching his own head, grinning like he knows something you don't\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePullover\u003c\/strong\u003e — the hoodie-framed face that looks like it crawled out of a fever dream\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSmiling Face\u003c\/strong\u003e — the one that smiles \u003cem\u003etoo much\u003c\/em\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWhite Face\u003c\/strong\u003e — somewhere between a clown and a nightmare, and somehow funnier for it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis is not a Halloween costume. It's a conversation — or rather, a conversation stopper. Wear it once and you become the story people tell at every party afterward. \u003cem\u003e\"There was this person in a hoodie...\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe practical stuff:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\nMaterial: PVC (firm, lightweight, holds its shape)\u003cbr\u003e\nOne size — designed to fit over the head and rest on the shoulders\u003cbr\u003e\nEasy to put on, harder to explain\u003cbr\u003e\nWeight: ~52g — light enough to forget you're wearing it. Your guests won't.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eShips discreetly. Arrives with zero context. Reactions not included but heavily implied.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"NON-SELF","offers":[{"title":"Do me the honor","offer_id":48826297778381,"sku":"CJJT307738802BY","price":26.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pullover","offer_id":48826297811149,"sku":"CJJT307738801AZ","price":26.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Smiling Face","offer_id":48826297843917,"sku":"CJJT307738804DW","price":26.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White Face","offer_id":48826297876685,"sku":"CJJT307738803CX","price":26.87,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0611\/5298\/5293\/files\/1c7592c3-37b5-428e-ba99-c17eaa302f19_water.jpg?v=1789478393","url":"https:\/\/www.youcantbringitwithyou.com\/products\/creepy-alter-ego-wearable-mask","provider":"You Can’t Bring It With You","version":"1.0","type":"link"}